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Tom Hanks 671 Mayfield Place Ray is married to Carol Peterson and has one son, Dave. He just got some new tools for Christmas, and he is thinking about going down to the hardware store, getting one of those electric garage door openers and installing one of them. |
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Bruce Dern 670 Mayfield Place Mark Rumsfield is married to Bonnie Rumsfield. Mark was a veteran of the Vietnam War where he spent 18 months in the bush, and he can snap your neck in a heartbeat. |
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Rick Ducommun 673 Mayfield Place Art is married to Suzette Weingartner. His cousin, Jerry, who is a priest, can apparently can get holy water at cost. His middle name is Louis. |
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Henry Gibson 669 Mayfield Place "The Doctor" is currently working at the university, but his future plans are still up in the air while he awaits word about another transfer. Werner is a well-respected pathologist. |
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Brother Theodore 669 Mayfield Place "Rube" lives with his nephew and brother. He will attest until the day that he dies that the name "Klopek" is not Slavic. He is at about a 9 on the tension scale. He likes to spend some of his free time digging in the backyard. |
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Courtney Gains 669 Mayfield Place Hans currently lives with his uncle and father in Hinkley Hills. As part of his weekly chores, Hans drives the family's trash out to the street and beats the hell out of it with a stick. |
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Gale Gordon 668 Mayfield Place Walter and Queenie live by themselves at the end of the Mayfield Place cul-de-sac Walter has the best lawn on the block because he trained Queenie to crap in Rumsfield's lawn. |
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Carrie Fisher 671 Mayfield Place Carol is Ray's wife and all she wants to do is call the Delvaneys and arrange the cottage for a nice relaxing weekend in order to keep Ray from "patting around the house". |
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Wendy Schaal 670 Mayfield Place Bonnie is married to the war machine himself, Mark Rumsfield. She spends much of her time at the nursery talking to the man about what she should do with her zinias. The consensus was to simply mix them in with the rest of the flowers. |
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Corey Feldman 672 Mayfield Place Ricky lives with his parents and currently has a girlfriend. Ricky spends his free time painting his house and harrassing his neighbor, Mark Rumsfield. |
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Cory Danziger 671 Mayfield Place Dave is the son of Ray and Carol. Dave was up on the roof looking through his telescope with Ricky Butler when he saw the Klopeks digging in their back yard. |
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